If you’re looking for a wonderful lifestyle change Chris and I are renting our Inman Park Condo for $1100 / month. Listen up all you people in Boulder who keep fussing about finding love. Here’s your chance to move to Atlanta for a year, find a sweetie who isn’t an uber athlete (or a ski bum living on someone’s sofa), and then take them back to B-town for a happily ever after…worked for Chris!
Here’s the ad along with more photos (a little blurry due to crummy Andriod technology). PS, if you’re clicking over from Craigslist we tell you to contact “MJ” for Mrs. Jones. People never believe my name is Spice.
Inman Park Hipster Special for $1100/ month
1 bed / 1 bath / 2 Bike Lanes
“The Portland Of Atlanta!”, “A Jr. CD’S Dream!”, “A Co-Director’s Palace”
Hitting the clothesline May 1st (possibly April 15th), a 1/1 ultra-urban Hipster Special for very little kale located within walking distance of Historic Inman Park’s restaurants and shops …it’s 50 feet from Sauced! This clean, quiet condo comes with everything you need to get a raise (washer/dryer, central heat & air, dish washer, hardwoods, real window treatments and lawn care) as well as fixie hooks and enough outlets for all your iProducts to charge at once. There’s also a private garage big enough for a Subaru Wagon, a scooter, AND another scooter. We say no to smoking but the unit has direct access to a fabulous front porch that will offer plenty of room for your friends to enjoy their Dunhills in style…OUTSIDE. This is a one-year lease requiring first and last month’s rent, proof of renter’s insurance and a no-smoking agreement. Sorry, but no pets.
Full List Of Condo Features:
Street level condo located in a beautiful 1909 factory remodeled in 2005. There are 9 units in the building.
Your own Washer/Dryer (safe for both rompers and skinny jeans)
Full Kitchen (including dishwasher & microwave)
Full Bath
Great closets
Great Storage
Great Colour (notice hipster spelling)
Large front porch with fab rockers
Lush side yard
Lovely neighbors in a very social community
Water is included
Landscaping
Neighborhood Features:
Bike lanes
Yoga Studio across the street
15 min walk to Old 4th Ward, Jakes Pizza and Highland Bakery
10 min walk to Little Five Points and multiple thrift stores
10 min walk to the restaurants and shops in Inman Park Village
10 min walk to Inman Park Marta Station
9 min walk to the One Ear Stag
3 min walk to Miso, Krog Bar, Rathbuns, Thumbs Up
45 sec walk to Yoga Studio
30 sec walk to Sauced
Wild Unicorns
Spice Jones 
Spice,
Just wanted to let you know that my boyfriend and I enjoyed reading your craigslist post. In the midst of looking for a new apartment, from our current one in the west midtown area, yours was a sight for tired eyes of generic and somewhat sketchy apartments to rent. Unfortunately our current lease won’t be up until the end of June, so although we don’t expect you to have any trouble finding a renter before then if the place is still available please keep us in mind!
Thanks,
Alyssa Ashdown
Thanks so much! You’ve passed the personality portion of the application! If it’s not rented by June I’ll definitely send a note to see if you’re still interested. All the best! -S
All real hipsters have pets.
I know, we wrestled with this and actually considered a “Cats named Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel” clause but just couldn’t do it… at least now there’s something to frown about!
Are you sure you won’t allow pets. He’s a well behaved lazy dog that doesn’t cause ruckus. The only noise he makes is his snoring. Would love to look at the place if you would consider Kramer. Thanks. Hannah
I (my parents) will pay a pet deposit.
I feel like such a heel about the whole pets thing but I’m afraid we just can’t have them in the condo because the idea of dander swirling through the air ducts really creeps me out. I will say that Kramer’s snoring softened my heart and if for any reason the fabulous guy who is about to sign the lease changes his mind I’ll track you down to find out a little more about Kramer and his bathing habits. S